Kelly Reark
By Kelly Reark
Uncluttering: A great New Year’s resolution for all of us. Clutter comes in many forms. We advise our sellers to de-clutter their homes when preparing them for the real estate market. We shred old papers in an effort to clean out our offices of unnecessary transaction documents. We send clothes from our stuffed closets to local shelters. We gasp when watching Hoarders or Clean House on TV and plead with our friends to intervene, “If my house ever gets that messy…”
So what about our electronic clutter? Did you know that we humans have created more data in the past year than we have created in the past 5,000 years? Did you know that the number of text messages sent every day exceeds the total population of the planet, and that it has been estimated that only 61 percent of the global population even has a phone?
Just thinking about the 413 messages I have kept as part of my e-mail “necessities” makes me shudder. I have 36 folders that organize my email messages for just one of my e-mail addresses. And I have four e-mail addresses. I have 2 gigabytes of information stored on my computer, all in files for future reference. I have an external hard drive with 800 MB of space, and about half of that is occupied. I take a ton of photos, and some of those are pushing 24 MB each. Even with those, there is still a lot of data filing going on. What am I doing with all of this?! At the rate information is being created, I will NEVER read it all again. And if I do take the time to review it all again, I will be in a perpetual state of catch-up with all the new stuff coming in daily. Continue reading »
By Dan Iampieri
Dan Iampieri
I’m the 21st century REALTOR®, so let me tell you more.
I’m digitally enhanced, slightly cropped, I’m fine tuned and on iTunes downloading a new ring tone for my iPhone.
I’m camera ready, custom made, plugged-in and ready to rate, constantly updating my status update.
I e-mail, I e-commerce, I e-trade, but my life is still far from easy. I text early and e-mail late, but I always Pay-Pal on time.
I have too many user-names, passwords, and trick questions.
I said goodbye to MapQuest, but put me to the test because I’m now on GPS.
I grew up with a Rubik’s Cube, but now I have my own channel on YouTube.
I got rid of MySpace because it’s not my look, but my life is no longer my business, I’m keeping you updated on Facebook.
I’m not lame, I like to do things, so I don’t watch HGTV, FLN, TLC or DIY, but I do have HDTV and I always rent “On Demand.”
I work late, I social network, I’m connected to a Wi-Fi network, I don’t have time for network TV, but love watching TV sitcoms on my DVR.
I’m too young to be in bed by ten, but too old for AOL IM.
I have no need for CDs, I’m 100 percent MP3s.
We might have a lot in common and maybe we should meet, follow me on Twitter and read my latest tweet.
The real estate boom is done, so relax and take a run, I’m making the best, I’m clearly having fun.
Well friends give me a call or write on my wall, but for now I must go – I’m the 21st century REALTOR®, now you know!
Dan Iampieri is a REALTOR® with WEICHERT, REALTORS® – Caton Properties in Ellicott City, Md. Social network with Dan at www.TheHouseMan.tv.
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